Superstar Tradesman

I am sick and I am dull and I am plain.

might get twitter back tonight hmm

Happy birthday to the God of music.

Happy birthday to the God of music.

(Source: noirkitsch)

Moan;

The majority of people on Twitter do my absolute head-in.

Anonymous asked: Anyway, WHEN EXACTLY ARE YOU BACK

21st July, I believe. Could be sooner, however I doubt it. GOLD ON THE CEILING. Sorry, random outburst thereeeeee. 

Anonymous asked: HAHAHAHAHAHA, work it out eh

Like I said, I’d be here all day! Don’t be so harsh on me.

Anonymous asked: GUESS

Look, with the amount of people who think I’m ‘brilliant’, we could be here all day.

Anonymous asked: It is, also, when are you getting your twitter back 'cause we all miss you

After my exams ‘cause yolo (WHO IS THIS)

Fantastic song

Fantastic song

Anonymous asked: Sam is brilliant, shut up

Don’t you think brilliant is a bit of an understatement? 

Anonymous asked: Coming from a girls point of view, you're too far up your own arse and you look like a russian, I advise you sort yourself out.

I’m up my own arse? What makes you have the right to judge me like that? I look like a Russian.. What’s wrong with Russians hahahaha. That’s just racist. Why should I take advice from a person who doesn’t even have the guts to come off anon?